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ATTENTION PLEASE! Jersey boys get ready!

*** TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT ***

Friday 29th October to Wednesday 3rd November

Jersey

I’m visiting the beautiful Channel Island of Jersey
and can’t wait to sample all the pleasures it holds.

But be gentle, it’s my first time (on Jersey)! ;o)

Please email or call me
and we can arrange for some sexy fun together.

curvycassie@live.co.uk

+44 7989 060653

Love Cassie X
Your Chester Escort

 

Between The Sheets, Availability for Monday 4th to Friday 8th October 2010

Remember the Islay Brothers? This tune is so soft, sexy and sensual… like a caress with a silkscarf.

Imagine walking down the road singing the refrain:

♪♫♪Girl, I love the way you relieve me
Comin’ on, comin’ on strong (Comin’ on strong)
{Sweet darlin’} In between the sheets
♪♫♪

Well, that’s what you’ll be doing when you’ve had an hour or two with me.

I am available between 10am and 8pm from Monday 4th to Friday 8th October.

As always please try to give me a minimum of 2 hours notice when you call to book me and 24 hours by email.

Mobile: 07989 060 653

I will not answer texts or with-held numbers, so don’t waste your time.

Email: curvycassie@hotmail.co.uk

Love,
your Chester Escort
Cassie X


 

Sexy Phrase for this week

 

Aparently I need to have more sex!

Aparently I need to have more sex!

 

 As selfishness and complaint

pervert and cloud the mind,

so sex with its joy

clears and sharpens the vision.

Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927.

 

If this were true I’d have 20:20 vision.

Love Cassie X

 

New Photos and a sexy quote

 

A good photographer can make you look incredible,

even when you’re not feeling very sexy.

Cindy Margolis

 

Luckily I was feeling sexy and playful and together with my good photographer Nicky’s talent I think we have pulled off some hot pics.

But rather than me blowing my own trumpet (I can think of better things to do with my mouth, hehe) so go to my main site and judge for yourself:

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Attention please!

Well Gentlemen, I have some bad news and some good news.

Bad news first: I have to have an operation and will be out of circulation for a couple of months – and just in case anyone is wondering, no, nothing to do with my womanly parts or assets.

As the bible says “And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off,…” well, my gallbladder is offending me, so I am having it removed.

Good news is, if you are quick you can still see me before I am to be sliced and diced, so check out my availability on the left margin and come pleasure me up until Tuesday 15th June 2010.

Even better news: I’LL BE BACK! Naughty and sexy and ready to raunch and romp with a horny gent or two or more, but only one at a time so please form an orderly queue. I am happy to take reservations for late August by email from now on.

Oh, and I almost forgot – I’ll be coming back with new photos!

Hey, I’ll also have more time for blogging, so watch this space.

 

Sexy Phrase of the Week

 

lips3Smile… lips3

it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

(Anonymous)

 

Marilyn Monroe eat your heart out

Even as a BBW one likes to keep active and when there isn’t any bed-sport to be had what better way than an early afternoon constitutional.

Despite the grey sky and clouds this morning and being an optimist I donned my summery cotton skirt, a strappy top and sandals and head for the river Dee. Oh and I took my fluffy cardi and a brolly, optimist I may be – stupid I am not!

Initially it was still pleasantly mild and the breeze promised to blow the clouds away as it seemed to have done over the last few days and I was getting into my stride passing through the Grosvenor Park. There was plenty of life going on around me and I love watching people and the squirrels getting up to their antics.

Despite the sky getting darker and the air cooler, I was determined to get my exercise and unperturbed by the elements I headed for the footbridge to cross the Dee.

I always stop in the middle of the bridge to admire the view along the river and as creature of habit I did so today – Folly I hear you shout and rightly so!

bbw like Marilyn monroeNo sooner had I raised my arms to take a picture of the view (Ok, ok, the boats-men of the rowing club, very nice indeed!) there came some gusts of wind and I found my arms and head wrapped in floaty folds of purple and pink cotton.

Surprised (you bet!) I fought for freedom and it dawned on me that this was my skirt and if it was covering my upper half – What was covering my lower half?

Normally I’m not a shrinking violet, but the unexpected exposure had me emerge, what seemed like hours later and with the help of a passer-by, crimson faced and thankful that I had chosen pretty lacy knickers and not the old grey cotton ones. (Vanity, I know!)

I thanked my helper, who turned out to be a nice little old lady (it’s never the tall dark handsome stranger, is it?) who couldn’t resist alerting me to the virtues of wearing an underskirt and hightailed it home, skirt firmly gathered around my thighs.

Bakingfordorie1Did I stop along the way to calm my nerves with a latte and a piece of chocolate fudge cake?

What do you think??

 

Get your gloves on girls…

The Olympic powers that be – and no I don’t mean Zeus and his band of amorous gods, but the International Olympic Committee have for the first time in history approved Women’s boxing as an event in the 2012 London Olympics.

Feminists around the world rejoiced when the IOC dropped one of the 11 men’s weight classes in favour of including three women’s classes in the upcoming Olympics.

This has met with a lot of criticism, surprisingly (NOT) mainly by men, such as the British boxer Amir Khan saying that people don’t want to see women fighting: “Boxing is a violent sport, you can get hurt and I don’t think women should be a part of that. I think women should stick to something like tennis.”

So female WBC are not hot?

So female WBC are not hot?

Hmm, I wonder if the big man is feeling intimidated? After all his comment is very reminiscent of men saying: “Women are frail creatures and do not understand politics, that’s why they shouldn’t vote.”

On the lighter side News Arse ran an article effectively saying that nobody wants to watch manly women with violent streaks punching each other in the face and if there has to be this type of sport in the Olympics it should be seriously hot women clawing at each other in a paddling pool filled with transparent lubricant.

Well now, the hackles of the feminist in me rise, but on the other hand the deviant in me is interested! Very interested!

The Australian Medical Association (AMA) has been lobbying to ban boxing outright

These two ladies beg to differ!

These two ladies beg to differ!

as a sport because of the danger it poses to the competitors, to them this is a set back as they believe a sport where the primary intention is to harm the opponent is not something to aspire to, however Olympic medallists are seen as role-models and will encourage more girls to take up this violent sport.

Slightly off topic, but what I think is an interesting fact is that boxing is the only combative sport that modern day development has made more dangerous and has more serious injuries and fatalities than in the past. This is down to the introduction of boxing gloves, in the good old days of bare knuckle fighting a blow to the opponents face and head would lead to the combatant injuring his hands, thus punches would be aimed at each other’s bodies, still resulting in injuries but avoiding brain damage and broken knuckles.

Personally I do think that the inclusion of women’s boxing is another positive move regarding equality, but I tend to support the AMA and would rather see boxing, male and female, banned or at least the rules changed.

I just can’t see the attraction in donning heavy bulky gloves and  lobbing them at another person trying to knock them unconscious, where as watching women or even men grappling with each other in a well greased pool is an entirely different story.

It can be sexy and hilarious at the same time both for spectators and participants and any injuries are accidental – and I can say this from experience as a contender in the first World Gravy Wrestling Championships in 2007 in Lancaster.

What ever the sport, move over lads, cos HERE COME THE GIRLS!

 

 

Today’s sexy phrase:

bedspring2“Love is not the dying moan

of a distant violin,

 

it’s the triumphant twang

of a bedspring.”

 

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S. J. Perelman

 

Thank you!

Just a quick post to say
lips kiss24to the lovely H for my gorgeous roses.