Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Body and Mind

I don’t often remark on my encounters as escort, not because they are not worth talking about, but for one: ‘What happens in Cassie, stays in Cassie’ … erm, that doesn’t sound quite like it did in my head, but I’m sure you get the drift; and I wouldn’t want to spoil the sale potential of my future memoirs. ;oP

great brainsThe thing is, it is seldom that I meet someone who can follow, let alone outdistance my quirky, bizarre sense of humour and view of life. Over the years I have learnt to recognise the spark of confusion in my conversation partner’s eyes before it turns to panic and they start edging towards the emergency exit.

Well – I have met my match! No matter what freakish turns of the mind I took, he was right there with me, often anticipating my flights of fancy or taking a weird twist even I was not expecting.

After having such stimulating animated conversation I feared sex – the actual reason of the liaison, would be a bit of an anticlimax…

…Sooo?… what? …was what what? You want to know about the sex?

Lets just say, I made a very good impression of a Cheshire cat afterwards, complete with purr and I slept very well last night.

I have only one regret: I should have recorded our conversation, I can only remember about half of it, though in quiet moments as my mind wanders, a snippet from last night pops up and has me grinning insanely. Fine while I’m alone, but it seems to draw nervous glance in the streets of St Helier and caused quite a stir in the De Gruchy cookware department – yeah – sniggering out loud is pretty inappropriate when holding a meat cleaver.

No, I’m not going to go into why I was looking at large kitchen knives and I didn’t buy one.

Love Cassie X

You Chester Escort (at large in Jersey)


Sexy Phrase for this week


Aparently I need to have more sex!

Aparently I need to have more sex!


 As selfishness and complaint

pervert and cloud the mind,

so sex with its joy

clears and sharpens the vision.

Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927.


If this were true I’d have 20:20 vision.

Love Cassie X


I wanna sex you up! Availability for Monday 6th to Friday 10th September

Need I say more? Make an appointment and I’ll do my thing!

Nothing unusual this week, so I’m available between the hours of 10am and 8pm Monday 6th to Friday 10th.

Please call 07989 060 653 at least two hours before you want to see me
or even better call or email me at 24 hours in advance.

I can meet with you before 10am or after 8pm if you book 24 hours in advance.

Love Cassie X (your Independent Chester Escort)


Today’s sexy phrase

caught in the act

Oh, it's just those nosey neighbours again!

Don’t do it behind the garden gate.

Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!


Then again it’s their own fault for looking! Cassie x


New Reality Show

We have had Big Brother, the Jungle thing, Dating in the Dark, X-factor, Dancing on Ice and got knows what other Fly on the wall shows – but this one has it all and more – tender moments, violence, fast chases, personal grooming, live births, deaths, performance evaluations and sex, including the first time for two strapping young rams.

What, you wonder is this show that will draw hundreds of people to turn their tellys on at 8pm? Well the new daily aired ‘Lambing Live’ on BBC2.
Yes, we can all tune in to wait and see what sheep farming and especially in the lambing season is all about – from what I saw it was watching ewes eat and sleep, waiting for something to happen – see just like Big Brother, Kate Humble is shearing sheep and Adam Henson is chasing sheep rounding them up for selection for slaughter – challenges, just like jungle and eliminations just like X-factor.

The show is a mixture of clips from the last 6 months and actual live broadcast directly from the lambing sheds in Wales.

I mentioned sex, well, we see how 6 months ago the rams Hercules and Shankly are chosen for tupping and introduced to their harem of 82 ewes.
It was hilarious, when the lads were walked into the field and the first ewe approached them – they both turned tail and ran for it – hehe – even the sheepdog could not stop them. We then observed them lose their virginity and like typical randy males went on to happily servicing everything with four legs and in wooly coat.

Will I be tuning into the next scintillating episode tomorrow night? … hmm… I might have to wash my hair.


Time for another sexy quote

dirty sex

Don't think he meant this?

The psychiatrist asked me
if I thought sex was dirty
and I said,
‘It is
if you’re doing it right.’”

Woody Allen